pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

(via akuro)


(via okkkaay)


stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

(via okkkaay)


escapedgoat:


Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

(via academy)


k1mkardashian:

I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight

(via jordanify)


kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

(via runaway-for-better-days)


please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me
me every time I meet someone (via miel-lapin)

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(via errantric)




horizons:

still one of my favorite tweets by one of my favorite people about one of my favorite people

horizons:

still one of my favorite tweets by one of my favorite people about one of my favorite people

(via runaway-for-better-days)