I’m not a big fan of the ‘Twilight’ series. I can’t get past the premise, which...– Dave Barry, in The New York Times Book Review’s By The Book (via irisblasi) This! THIS! I have many problems with the Twilight series, including the fact that you cannot convince me the Cullens are vampires; they perhaps are deeply confused faeries, but NOT vampires. But the notion that...
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What race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% greek 9.1% german .0000032% russian 92% irish 49% french 100% blue eyed devil
asian people: not chinese
american-sociopath: I think the Greeks just placed hundreds of feminists on an island and called them Amazons
teacher: why are you late for class?
me: a queen is never late, everyone else is simply early
Great moment in sarcasm history
IQuoteTeens (@Funny_Evil): “Would you like a table?” “No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground.”