March 2013
1 post
February 2013
8 posts
“I’m not a big fan of the ‘Twilight’ series. I can’t get past the premise, which...”
– Dave Barry, in The New York Times Book Review’s By The Book (via irisblasi)
This! THIS! I have many problems with the Twilight series, including the fact that you cannot convince me the Cullens are vampires; they perhaps are deeply confused faeries, but NOT vampires. But the notion that...
mattyjaybee:
i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me
hoes be like….
January 2013
11 posts
lurveleelee:
Everyone who reblogs this will get a pickup line in their ask
Every
Single
Person
You dont even have to follow me
Warning, some will be dirty ;)
Well hello there
that gif JUST MADE ME CRY
I GOT MINE
Give me your worst I dare you
reblog if your name isn't Ashley.
with-all-the-butts:
immortal-goldfish:
skadiyoko:
pastassassins:
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because ashley cant.
where the fuck is Ashley Katchadourian
December 2012
12 posts
What race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% greek 9.1% german .0000032% russian 92% irish 49% french 100% blue eyed devil
asian people: not chinese
November 2012
13 posts
american-sociopath:
I think the Greeks just placed hundreds of feminists on an island and called them Amazons
teacher: why are you late for class?
me: a queen is never late, everyone else is simply early
teacher:
me: peasants
October 2012
17 posts
Great moment in sarcasm history
IQuoteTeens (@Funny_Evil): “Would you like a table?” “No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground.”
